The Content Farm

therealhamster:

i either reply in 15 seconds or 7 hours. there is no in between i am sorry

illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

shavingryansprivates:

im buying an xbox one

shavingryansprivates:

im buying an xbox one

groans:

i need tightter pants and the only way is i think i should have someone follow me around with a projector and project a movie of pants onto my legs all the time

therealhamster:

new guy at work has 3 little pony tails that come down the back of his head and plugs in 1 headphone during lunch and breakfast break to listen to rap and silently rap along as he puts lettuce on his pizza.

who the hell is this guy 

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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therealhamster:

alban1a:

therealhamster:

faeeza:

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

cheque* 

this is america u cock

*coque

thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 

the-dark-tourist:

sarah millican reading 50 shades…

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro