i either reply in 15 seconds or 7 hours. there is no in between i am sorry
I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often
im buying an xbox one
i need tightter pants and the only way is i think i should have someone follow me around with a projector and project a movie of pants onto my legs all the time
new guy at work has 3 little pony tails that come down the back of his head and plugs in 1 headphone during lunch and breakfast break to listen to rap and silently rap along as he puts lettuce on his pizza.
who the hell is this guy
There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
this is america u cock
I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.
THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD
sarah millican reading 50 shades…
*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro